From "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife", also...
Charles: I have a joke.
Marge: Ooh! I like jokes. As long as it's not a knock-knock joke. I always ruin them by saying "come in".
Charles: So, there's a man, right? and he comes across a genie.
Marge: That's funny!
Charles: That's just the setup.
Marge: Oh. Well, it's set me up for a lot of laughs.
Charles: So, the genie says to the man "I'll give you three wishes, but everything you wish for, your wife will get double."
Charles: So, the man says "I want a brand new car," and the genie says "Your wife gets two!" You remember, the whole double...?
[Marge smiles and nods]
Charles: Then the man says "I want a house." "Your wife gets two!" You see how it works...? So now the man has one more wish, and here's the humor, right? The man says, "I want you to beat me half to death."
Charles: Right, you see? See, since the wife gets double, if the man gets beaten half to death, that means the wife would be beaten to death!
Marge: That's not funny. That's horrible!
Charles: I agree, simply awful, spousal abuse and all... It is a wee bit humorous, though, don't you think?
Charles: No, of course not.
Marge: I did like the part with the genie, though. That was fun.
Charles: Do you want to hear another joke?