Mmm... The Simpsons
abloodymess:

Well, this reporter was possibly a little hasty earlier, and would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president.  It may not be perfect, but it’s still the best government we have … for now … Oh, yes, by the way, the spacecraft still in extreme danger, may not make it back, attempting risky reentry, blah blah blah blah blah, we’ll see you after the movie.

abloodymess:

Well, this reporter was possibly a little hasty earlier, and would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president.  It may not be perfect, but it’s still the best government we have … for now … Oh, yes, by the way, the spacecraft still in extreme danger, may not make it back, attempting risky reentry, blah blah blah blah blah, we’ll see you after the movie.

abloodymess:

Oh, no! I’ve killed Wilson! Looks like it’s back to jail for me…

abloodymess:

Oh, no! I’ve killed Wilson! Looks like it’s back to jail for me…

abloodymess:

Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that.

abloodymess:

Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.

No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that.

What the hell?

What the hell?