Mmm... The Simpsons

pymparticles:

“Now what you see here is the radioactive dye we injected flowing through your husbands circulatory system.”
‘But doctor, I haven’t injected the dye yet!”
“Good Lord…”

“Now what you see here is the radioactive dye we injected flowing through your husbands circulatory system.”

‘But doctor, I haven’t injected the dye yet!”

“Good Lord…”

judgemyname:

Not even Bart is blind to Marge’s can-get-it-ness.

clintisiceman:

“All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect.”

“And a new candle now and then?”

“Yes, and a new- uh! No!”

abloodymess:

“This is Papa Bear, put out an APB for a male suspect driving a … car, of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!”