purepopfornowpeople:
“His can control is excellent.”“Yes. And that wig makes him look a lot like one of The Beatles.”
gosimpsonic:
John Elway.
cseresznyepite:
“Smithers, this plague doesn’t scare me. I’ve constructed a germ-free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out…. Who the devil are you?” *Don’t panic. Just come up with a good story.* “My name is Mr. Burns.”
“Smithers, this plague doesn’t scare me. I’ve constructed a germ-free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in or out…. Who the devil are you?”
*Don’t panic. Just come up with a good story.*
“My name is Mr. Burns.”
I’ve eaten eight different meats. I’m a true Renaissance man.
I will not be a snickerpuss.
fuckme-bradtollman:
and then i cried
sitcomfamily:
Buenos-ding-dong-diddly-dias