Mmm... The Simpsons

clownssyndrome:

Marge: This was a lovely idea, Homey. Come here and kiss me…
Homer: Mmmm…
            [a spotlight shines down on them, and they cover themselves and scream]
Wiggum: Do not be alarmed, continue swimming naked. 
            [eats popcorn] Aw, c’mon, continue! Come on! Awww…
            [to Lou] All right, Lou, open fire.

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fritzschnackenpfefferhausen:

When you get a penny from a chum, don’t just buy some bubble gum!

Put it in your cap! Put it in your cap!

When you find a nickel in the snow, don’t just blow it on a picture show!

Put it in your cap! Put it in your cap!

When you spy a quarter in a pie…